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We've Survived Worse. 1776→2026 Patriotic Beer Koozie
We've Survived Worse. 1776→2026 Patriotic Beer Koozie
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The bold “WE’VE SURVIVED WORSE. 1776 → 2026” artwork — complete with stars, patriotic accents, and a small Dumpster Fire illustration — Easily keep your drink cold and findable at the picnic table, backyard cookout, or tailgate.
The bright, high-resolution colors stay crisp against the white background, and the slim or regular sizing lets you choose the fit that matches your favorite canned beverages. It’s casual, cheeky, and made to travel well: light to carry, quick to dry, and tough enough for many summers to come.
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester exterior for long-lasting shape
- Soft 100% foam liner for secure grip and comfort
- Vibrant, edge-to-edge color printing for crisp artwork
- Lightweight and quick-drying construction
- Available in Regular and Slim can sizes (3.5" x 4.3" and 3.5" x 6'")
Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
